Boob, you can already ask Yixing the big question!! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!! *noms fingers*
Now back to business:
Xiumin: ok, we’re naked..
Luhan: everything’s under control, manly Luhan to the rescue! just give me a sec to taste these yummy props…
Kris: put those panties away, the cool daddy is back! *stumbles over panties on his way to bed*
Suho: *serenades to his soon to be lost virginity*
Lay: so.. putting on the condom…
Baekhyun: and I brought a bottle of lub in case we… oh kkaebsong~
Chen: gull, I kent explain what I pheel, but I have a drama to watch right now~
Chanyeol: OMG SO THE PEE-HOLE IS DIFFERENT FROM THE V-HOLE??!! so all this time the myth was wrong?!?! ahahahaha, I must text the guys, wait a minute!!
Kyungsoo: so I must put my thing in your thing just like that?
Tao: I only asked you to shower with me…
Kai: babe, do you really think I’m new to this? Tsk~
Sehun: if I know what I’m doing??